Insult Generator Shortcode

Generates insults for you in four flavors:

Here are a few example combinations for each of the four insult types:

• Baroque

  • dissembling dread-bolted strumpet
  • mammering fool-born fustilarian
  • mangled flap-mouthed coxcomb
  • gleeking swag-bellied apple-john
  • cockered tickle-brained giglet
  • mewling bat-fowling death-token
  • warped spur-galled gudgeon

• Modern

  • smarmy contrarian dick
  • stinky toilet-breathed ass-captain
  • cheese-toothed common pig

• Hook ( as in, the movie 'Hook' )

  • pimple-farmin' lying, crying, spying, prying finger bandage
  • boil-dripping scab-picked bubble-butt
  • fart-sniffing camel-cake week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side
  • two-toned cheesy lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude

• Python (Legendary British comedy super-group, not the language)

  • empty-headed hypocritical hamster
  • vacuous whining chemist
  • loathsome coffee-nosed pervert
  • silly hypocritical Freemason

Usage:

• Install and activate

• Place the [insult] shortcode anywhere you'd like an insult to appear

• You can use the following shortcode attributes:

• dirty: [insult dirty="yes"] or [insult dirty="no"]. If yes, it will prepend the word "fucking" to the insult.

• type: [insult type="baroque"] or [insult type="hook"] or [insult type="modern"] or [insult type="python"]. This will use different arrays of insult combinations, depending on the one you select. Defaults to baroque insults, naturally.